Anyway my friend was at his desk at work today and when I looked over I noticed him clutching a brown box with a look which mixed childish glee and future world domination in one.
I must admit my interest was up at this point as he clawed at the wrapper like a greenpeace activist trying to get to a BP shareholder.
Anyway here is the bundle of joy for him and yearning for me, I must say this machine looks so nice HELL OK I know looks arent everything but this thing is damn gorgeous.
I hate My Ex-Friend.

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